Me: What are you doing for Christmas?
Student: I hate.
Me: You don't like Christmas?
Student: No, I will hate.
Me: You will eat?
Student: Yes.
Me: Hello Lucas and Jeremy. How are you guys?
Lucas: I am sixty years.
Jeremy: No, you are fine.
Lucas: I am not five.
Me (in the culinary class): What are you doing?
Student: I cut off the heads of pigeons.
Me: You did that??
Student: Yes and even my stomach is hurting.
Me: From cutting off their heads?
Student: Sorry, I don't understand.
Me: How was your internship?
Student 1: Yes.
Me: It was good?
Student 1: Yes.
Me: Why?
Student 1: I like the staff is good and the job is funny.
Me: What about you?
Student 2: Yes.
Me: How long?
Student: Half two hours.
Me: Two and a half hours?
Student: Ah, yes.
Me: What are you doing for Christmas?
Student: Nothing, I don't can't went.
Me: Was it hard?
Student: Yeah.
Me: Really, it was hard?
Student: No.
Me: What was your uniform for work?
Student: Brown weapons.
Me: Aprons?
Student: Yes, weapons.
Me: Why did you go to the shopping center?
Student: For buy clotheses.
Me: To buy clothes?
Student: Yes, for to buy clotheses.
Me: What did you do this weekend?
Student: I slept and nothing.
Me: That's cool.
Student: Yes, it's peace and love.
Me: Did you enjoy your internship?
Student: Yes?
Me: You enjoyed it?
Student: I don't know?
Me: Did you like your internship?
Student: Ah, si, ah, yes, yes.
Me: Why?
Student: Why?
Me: Yes, why?
Student: Yes?
Me: No, why?
Student: No?
Me: Why did you like it?
Student: Ah, yes, I like it, yes.
These are wonderful. Your laugh resistance is a superpower.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! These are priceless. I especially love, "Yes, weapons." Ha ha ha ha. Caitrin and I were remarking that we can hear your fake French on English accent when we read these dialogs. :) Miss you.
ReplyDeleteThese are classic, Joho. So glad you wrote them down. I've been on both sides of this. Remember my "cinquante frances - cing enfants" story? Ask your mom to retell the "Continente" story. You're students are lucky to have you. Tu me manque.
ReplyDeleteInteresting conversation! Funny!
ReplyDeleteOh my, I'm in pain I'm laughing so hard. These are wonderful! I have no idea how you can keep a straight face! Love Brooke
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my world, ha ha ha! Shevawn
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I can relate. Share more of these snippets! Convo I had today:
ReplyDeleteLady: khensan, when you are taken as a wife, you must... Something something.
Me: what did you say? Huh? When? I'm not married.
Other lady: she doesn't understand
Me: no, when I am taken... What do I do?
Lady: Yes.